Starring Captain Spaulding!
From the World of House of 1,000 Corpses
For Fans of Horror
Pickup available at 11111 San Jose Blvd suite 37
Usually ready in 24 hours
Captain Spaulding brings the chaos in a more compact, but no less unhinged form with this 5-inch action figure from House of 1000 Corpses. Loud, crude, and fully committed to being the worst host imaginable, this version captures that “welcome to my establishment” energy in all its glory.
Fans love Spaulding because he’s completely unapologetic. He says what he wants, does what he wants, and somehow makes it entertaining and deeply uncomfortable at the same time. This figure leans into that personality hard… especially with the accessories.
And yeah, “Finger Lickin’, Pistol Whippin’” pretty much tells you everything you need to know. It’s chaotic, it’s weirdly specific, and it’s very on-brand.