{"product_id":"captain-spaulding-5-inch-action-figure","title":"CAPTAIN SPAULDING 5 INCH ACTION FIGURE","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"88\" data-end=\"379\"\u003eCaptain Spaulding brings the chaos in a more compact, but no less unhinged form with this 5-inch action figure from \u003cem data-start=\"204\" data-end=\"227\"\u003eHouse of 1000 Corpses\u003c\/em\u003e. Loud, crude, and fully committed to being the worst host imaginable, this version captures that “welcome to my establishment” energy in all its glory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"381\" data-end=\"637\"\u003eFans love Spaulding because he’s completely unapologetic. He says what he wants, does what he wants, and somehow makes it entertaining and deeply uncomfortable at the same time. This figure leans into that personality hard… especially with the accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"639\" data-end=\"796\"\u003eAnd yeah, “Finger Lickin’, Pistol Whippin’” pretty much tells you everything you need to know. It’s chaotic, it’s weirdly specific, and it’s \u003cem data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"786\"\u003every\u003c\/em\u003e on-brand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trick Or Treat Studios","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52235133059438,"sku":"210000045718","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0913\/4427\/3774\/files\/0000_spaulding-productionsample_900x_a76d6b11-15e2-4a89-a485-689c692d0b90.webp?v=1777213191","url":"https:\/\/www.mythicalmountain.com\/products\/captain-spaulding-5-inch-action-figure","provider":"Mythical Mountain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}